Poop Emoji Cookies



2 ½ cups all-purpose flour

1 cup confectioners’ sugar

¾ cup unsweetened cocoa powder

2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder

4 teaspoons baking powder

2 teaspoons vanilla sugar

1 pinch salt

9 tablespoons unsalted butter, cubed

¼ cup milk

1 egg

3 tablespoons confectioners’ sugar

2 teaspoons lemon juice, or as needed

90 eaches candy eyeballs


Step 1
Combine flour, 1 cup confectioners’ sugar, 3/4 cups plus 2 tablespoons cocoa powder, baking powder, vanilla sugar, and salt in a large bowl. Work in butter with your fingers until mixture resembles small crumbs. Add milk and egg and knead into a soft dough. Place in a bowl, cover, and refrigerate for 30 minutes.

Step 2
Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper.

Step 3
Roll dough into long, thin 8-inch ropes, pinching one end into a pointy tip. Arrange in the shape of a little poop-mound with the pointy tip on top and place onto the prepared baking sheet, leaving space between individual cookies.

Step 4
Bake in the preheated oven until lightly darkened on the bottom and dried, 10 to 12 minutes. Carefully remove from baking sheet and transfer onto a wire rack to cool completely about 2 hours.

Step 5
Mix 3 tablespoons confectioners’ sugar with lemon juice to form a thin icing. Glue 2 candy eyeballs on each poop cookie and let dry.

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